You’ve Got To Be Kidding is parody. settle in and enjoy yourself.

The results are in and the 10th Anniversary Gumball Rally is becoming another fond memory. However, before it all fades away, let’s revisit the excitement with a list of the top comments overheard while participating in this year’s event.

Restroom breaks??!!!  We don’t need no steenking restroom breaks!!!

We’ve got water, Gatorade, Red Bull, chips, candy, mints, jerky, sandwiches, pens, sunscreen, sunglasses, Band-Aids, aspirin, Aleve, Advil, Tylenol, and Excedrin.  Everybody ready?  Let’s go!  Wait a minute…what do you mean you can’t find the answer sheet?

So, you’re trying to tell me we didn’t have to have our pictures taken with Mickey, but you thought it would be “fun”?

How can there not be any points for a turkey leg?!

Let’s ride Peter Pan later.  The line can’t get any worse, can it?

Keep waiting, that window is going to change scenes any minute now.

Grad night.  Why did it have to be grad night?

Let’s knock out the DCA rides first.

Look, lady.  The rules are I’m supposed to stay with my team and, when they need to go into the restroom, we all go in the restroo…Oh, hi there officer…

It’s noon.  Why isn’t anyone else here in front of the castle?

Okay, everyone agrees there were four lights.  Unfortunately, we needed to know the number printed in the middle of those lights.

That’s it. Next year our team name will be “Clueless”.

It’s not fair to ask questions at the end of the Enchanted Tiki Room show.  That’s when I get my nap.

Let me get this straight.  The bench is behind the horse on the left of the first row which is behind the second horse in the next row which is behind the third horse unless there is an “R” in the month in which case it is the inner color of the saddle of the fourth horse… Who writes these questions??!!

Maybe we can swim to Tom Sawyer Island and get a point.

I don’t care how short the line was, the chimichanga was definitely a bad quick-food choice.

And the best overheard comment:

How can anything this strange be this much fun?

So, what did you overhear?

Mike Jacka
Mike lives in Phoenix, Arizona and has two claims to fame. The first is that he was born the day Disneyland opened. So, yes, he is old. The second is that he is the funniest internal auditor in the profession of internal auditing. Yes, a very low bar. Yes, this is akin to being the sanest person in the asylum. So why not combine those two great achievements? Why not combine that love for Disneyland with a slightly offbeat sense of humor? I guess we'll all find out.