All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Disnerland is satire created by theme park designers looking for an outlet for their creativity. If you don’t have a funny bone, move along, but if you need a little chuckle to help relieve the holiday stress . . . welcome to Disnerland . . . 

Chrisbumps is soooooo CLOSE! Are you all with your house bunches? Eating all of the foods and wrapping all of the things? In the now time Disner says LOOK AT THE RIDES.
LOOK AT THE CHRISBUMPS RIDES.

At Disnerland we makes so many rides Chrisbumps. The childs LOOOOVE the Chrisbumps all over the the best rides.

Here are some right here!

HERMAN MUNSTER HANDBAGS


Jam Skrambones goes to the Herman Munster every time and brings all the GARBAGE!
All the childs go in the Herman Munster Handbags and dig and dig and dig through the Garbage to find Jam Skrambone in the Dead Zone where he is SOOOOO HAPPY! But quick! Get out of that Herman Munster before you get stuck in the garbage toooooo!

SANTA CRUZ

Look Look Child! All of the animals have HATS. You know what that can mean. It is time for SANTA CRUZ. Put on your Chrisgramps Hats and go in to the Plant Place to see all of the Chrisbumps Hats too! Get on the float pot and gooo! But look out for that EAR WIGGLE.

DISNERLAND SAYS MISTLE TALES

All throughout the year ABE TALES has Ol’ Abe talking so much. But when it is the Chrisbumps Abe stops with the regular old Abe Tales and says the MISTLE TALES.
He puts on a Chrisgramps Hat and hands out the SWEET STICKS to all the childs who listens to all of his Mistle tales.

Do you want the sweet sticks too? Only at MISTLE TALES. ONLY.

ONLY.

That is all for Disnerland Chrisbumps in this now time Childs!
Disner hopes you had lots of fun and was not too confused.

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