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Mike Jacka

Mike Jacka
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Mike lives in Phoenix, Arizona and has two claims to fame. The first is that he was born the day Disneyland opened. So, yes, he is old. The second is that he is the funniest internal auditor in the profession of internal auditing. Yes, a very low bar. Yes, this is akin to being the sanest person in the asylum. So why not combine those two great achievements? Why not combine that love for Disneyland with a slightly offbeat sense of humor? I guess we'll all find out.
It is that time of year when a young man’s fancy turns to love. And Disney fans are no different. Valentine’s Day is here, and we are all looking for just the right words to share with our loved...
Many people wonder what a producer’s role is. Well, other than throwing a lot of money in the pot, it’s a little unclear. However, one thing they all seem to love doing is looking at the nearly-finished product to...
We’re only a short time into the new year and, by now, there’s a good chance you’ve already broken some of those resolutions you made at midnight.  To help you out, here’s a few more you might add –...
We’ve all been cooped up too long. (And a shout out to everyone working in essential jobs of all types. Thank you, more than we can say.) If you're like me, you’re starting to experience some significant Disney withdrawal. Stopgap...
Maybe things will get better if we apply a little Disney magic to our current situation. With that in mind, a few adaptations of Disney songs to help us sing our way through. I'll go first, then you try.  First,...
In these turbulent times, we all need a little peace. So, sit back, have some tea from a party that is not-so-mad, and enjoy these haikus about Disneyland. Driving to the park. Nonstop chants. “Are we there, yet?” Haven’t left driveway. Patiently waiting. Cool,...
Okay, let’s face it. It's all been kind of depressing lately. July 17 was Disneyland’s 65th birthday and we were separated from the park we love. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still do something to mark the occasion....
You've Got To Be Kidding is satire. Take a moment to enjoy your coffee and have a laugh at something lighthearted . . . On again, off again, on again, off again... It’s almost impossible to know when we’ll be experiencing...
The great philosophers have had a lot of things to say about . . . a lot of things. Frequent topics include morality, the state of the world and the meaning of life. Although, what most people don't know...
No apologies. No excuses. Just a warning. These are really, really, really bad jokes based on all things Disney. What do you call an annual passholder whose car breaks down halfway to Disneyland? A cab Which knight rides the train...
Happy April Fools Day Everyone. In the spirit of lifting moods without further frazzling minds, I thought we might poke a little fun at the situation we all find ourselves in through the magic of Disney melodies. Here are...
Here we sit, the 50th anniversary of the Beatles Abbey Road album, and it is obvious that their music continues to speak to generation after generation. Is it any surprise, then, that they are just as relevant to the...
You've Got To Be Kidding is parody. Give your Disney funny bone a workout and join us for a look at the D23 Expo in a different way . . .  Well, it should be no surprise to anyone, but...
When it comes to inventiveness and creativity, few can hold a candle to Imagineering. One of the lines that is often quoted about Imagineers: How many Imagineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who said it has to...
You've Got To Be Kidding is humor. Allow yourself a chuckle and join in on the fun. We all read lots of articles and books and columns and blog posts and comments and discussions and other brilliant, less-than-brilliant, and flat-out-ignorant...
Mickey is turning 90 and I must say he looks pretty darn good for his age. (Here’s hoping those good looks aren’t the result of some backroom deal with Chernabog.) But, beyond those good looks, Mickey still has that...
You've Got To Be Kidding is satire. Join us as we tumble down the rabbit hole once again with Uncle Jacka.  Let’s face it, we all suffer from it in one way or another – an addiction to all things...
You've Got To Be Kidding is satire. Engage your funny bone and enjoy these Disney movies that never were. . .  Somewhere in the dark corridors and hallways of Disney is an individual whose job it is to review the...
You've Got To Be Kidding is satire - Take a moment to relax and enjoy.  The Disney attorneys have been at it again. This time, in their tireless efforts to destroy any smidgen of fun in pursuit of perfectly protecting...
Let’s face it. We all love all things Disney. (Well, almost all things; what’s the deal with that new annual pass stuff?) But it can all get a bit…what’s the word I’m looking for… Placid? Tranquil? Staid? Sedate? Genteel?...