I was inspired to start this thread by the "Best Question While Working" topic. This is a little different, though; enough so it warrants its own thread.
We've all, I'm sure, heard the "usual" Disney-related rumors (Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in a vault underneath Cinderella Castle at WDW, etc.) but: what's the strangest, wackiest, "where the *%@^ did THAT come from" rumor that you've ever had to deal with, either from a Guest or a fellow CM?
I include CMs because it was a CM that once told me, in all seriousness, that those weren't really smoked turkey legs they sold in Frontierland (and on Sunset Blvd. at Disney-MGM)... they were really smoked emu legs! (His reasoning: they were "too big" to be turkey legs. I can only assume this guy had, somehow, gone his entire life up to that point having never seen a turkey, and had no idea how big a turkey drumstick could be.)