Okay everybody. Post the craziest thing you've ever heard a CM say on-stage within earshot of Guests. This could be answering someone's questions, delivering a spiel, making an announcement, or even just saying something a co-worker that didn't seem right. Something that either suprised you, made you laugh, or even made you a little unhappy (although please, let's not turn this into complaints about individual CMs.)
My weirdest CM story. This was about ten years ago. We're at DL, riding the train around the park at night. Somewhere between Small World and Tomorrowland, about where that asphalt surface backstage is, the train comes to a halt. Something is happening at the front (maybe someone crossing that pathway or something?) and everything has stopped.
A CM gets on the speaker system and says, quote:
"Don't worry folks, this isn't a train robbery... They already took care of that at the front gate."
I had to say I was rather amused, although only later did I recognize the Knott's reference (never been on that train before.) Some people looked a little unsure if they should laugh or not, so it probably didn't do much to calm anyone down.
Post your crazy quotes! The more outrageous, the better! :devil: