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    What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    I read this and thought this was funny:

    Here's some
    *Disney Cast Member Lingo*
    And its unofficial "translations"
    kindly provided by Derek J. Stucker

    "The attraction is not open yet."
    What did you think all those green and blue construction walls were up for? Decoration?

    "I'm very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride."
    As much as I'd like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else!

    "Excuse us please."
    If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run you over.

    "No flash photography please."
    It's not worth taking pictures of.


    "We will have to hold our position here for a few more minutes."
    The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward, we will be too.

    "I need you to step out of the planter, please."
    What the ^%$&?$@ are you doing in there?!?!

    "Yes, I do work here."
    What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?

    "No, I'm sorry, the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney Character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park."
    You're an idiot.

    "I'm sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations."
    Bite Me.

    "The nearest restrooms are right there."
    See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that.

    "Thank you."
    Go away.

    "These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision."
    They look goofy if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them.
    LOL
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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    oh wow lol.

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    hahahaha
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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    "Sure."
    Ask for the front BEFORE I hunt you down and pull you out of line 50 people early to fill an empty row and set you in it, you self-entitled jerk.

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    "I'll make sure your complaint is passed on to management."
    -Yeah right, you know this isn't going anywhere further than me. I'm not busting my friend because YOU didn't get results from a hissy fit.

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    My manager will be out right away!
    - Please allow 1hr - 24hr for my manager to come out
    ~ A Cute, Little, Fuzzy, Silly, and Chubby Cast Member ~

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    Im sorry sir this attractions having technical difficu........no sir you cant get a fast..........no sir you cant wait in line.........no sir you dont have someone in line it was already cleared...........no sir I dont know when its gunna open......yes sir if you have a fast pass it will be good when we open.....yes the bathrooms are over there have a wanderful disney day

    ----thinking---- Why cant i wear a sign for this? they all ask the same questions anyway----

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    Ok, Nearest Bathroom....Here's what you want to do. Go towards Big Thunder and stay to the left. You'll go around Big Thunder and enter into Fantasyland. It will be right there on your right side.



    Hmmm, Should I tell them there is one no more than 100 feet behind us near the train station?
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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    ^^ Classic! PM, that had me laughing once I read the bold type.
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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DLcastmbr View Post
    ----thinking---- Why cant i wear a sign for this? they all ask the same questions anyway----
    It's been guests don't like to read. If we can wear signs, we would wear a sign with show times, but that is what the show schedule is for. Or else, the sign would read:

    "Walt Disney's Parade Of Dreams - 3:30 and 6:30 P.M

    'Remember....... Dreams Come True' Fireworks - 9:25 P.M

    Fantasmic! - 9:00 and 10:30 P.M"

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    guests will read if their interested in the topic ie: hmm the lights on the waittime baord are off and everyone trying to get in is getting turned away maybe well be different lets go up!

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    How long is the wait? Well, seeing that there is only 2 people in line and it goes right into the Mansion and our wait time sign says 5 minutes, my guess is about 3 and a half hours!!

    And just how much pixie dust have you been smoking?
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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    "We will have to hold our position here for a few more minutes."
    The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward, we will be too.

    "I need you to step out of the planter, please."
    What the ^%$&?$@ are you doing in there?!?!

    "Yes, I do work here."
    What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?


    OMG. Classic! My favorite is after we cascade at Space ...
    "Is the ride safe for us to stay on? "
    Nope ... not safe at all. DOSH would love it if we sent occupied rockets into a broken mountain.

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    Marquis d'Bod of the RCMC... always and forever

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    Re: What CMs Say And What They REALLY Mean!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan - Tasmic! View Post
    "The nearest restrooms are right there."
    See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that.
    I had that happen in a similar way, except with nemo. was panning and brooming around the weird water ball in front of the pizza port to impress managers who are busy heckling people for doing their work when someone walks up to me, looks at nemo in the far distance (yes you can see it from that) and says "so, uhh, how do I get to nemo?"

    oh lord, airlines or travel companies should have a brain and iq check before people board planes or buses and go on vacation.....

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