Dole-stroy?! Bring it on! The Country BEER Jamboree posesses the lightning-quick reflexes of all the critters of the Ozarks. We will be strumming our banjos and whacking our washboards in circles around you, Tiki Titans. Go ahead. Bang your bongos and get fat on pineapple ice cream! Our moonshine will fuel us to VICTORY. Yee HAW!