Well now, my gosh, the Walt Disney Company sure seems to be buildin' their fair share of big ol' boats lately...taint no doubt about that. So...have you gone on one of these here Disney Cruises? Did ya survive the trip?
I've heard rumors that the folks at Disney have been really throwin' in some magical stuff on these here boats...some say, for instance, that the small rooms on the inside of the boat can be more fun than the ones with real portholes (that's winders for all us landlubbers). Yep, turns out those inside rooms got their own portholes too with pictures of the real, honest to gosh ocean bein' shown and magically every once in a while a Disney Character shows up in the "window" givin' the room a special sort of magic...
Then there's all these enchanted paintings scattered throughout the ship...paintings that "come to life"...
And I'm hearin' mixed reviews on the food...some very good, and some not so very good.
And I'm hearin' there's Disney characters all over the place...
So...let's hear, on this here thread, from those folks who actually survived the adventure. Was it worth it? Should Disney keep buildin' more boats...that's a big ocean out thar ya know...would you take another Disney Cruise or is "once in a lifetime" mor'n enough?
I've always sorta thought that only skinny people should be allowed to lounge by the pool all day...the rest of us gotta find other things to do...like find shows or somethin' or just eat and drink all day. Seems to me like that might just get a little old after a while...
I've heard that if ya go to the spa you can come away really hurtin' from what those folks do to ya...so, better stay away from there.
And, I've heard that sunscreen costs a small fortune on Castaway Kay...Disney's private Island...so ya better come prepared...sunburn can be a real memorable part of any Cruise...
Sea sickness though ain't nearly as bad, they say, as most folks would expect it to be...that's what they say...
So...tell us about your experiences on board and off. Was it good? Everything you expected it to be? Bad? Worse? Did you get sea sick? Any bad storms out there? Did you sleep well? How many hours did you just sit around doin' nuthin'? Did you worry a lot about not stayin' on schedule? How many miles did you have to walk in those corridors? Was your room big enough? Did your bags get lost?
Were there any absolutely horrible surprises? Or were there any pleasant surprises? Were the on board fireworks too loud? The music?
Were there too many crying kids on board? Too many teenagers jumpin' up an down and screachin' and hollarin' to loud Disney Channel noise? There must have been some highlights to your trip...what exactly were they? Did you ever think of the song "There's got to be a mornin' after..." or count the number of lifeboats while you were on board? When you were way out there in the middle of the Bermuda
Triangle...did you give any thought at all to the fact that you were way out there in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle?
If you answer on this thread, we'll at least know that you survived your trip...and that's a good thing...a thing worth celebratin', don't you think?
Let's hear your thoughts on that trip of yours way out in the big, blue sea?
I heard the Nautilus is sunk out there near Castaway Kay...is that true? Is it true that Captain Jack Sparrow, a pirate, was waiting for you out there? Was the sand too hot? Did it rain? Did you have fun at any point at all in your trip? Was there anything to fear?
Do you think Disney should build more boats?
Adios for now. Talk to ya on down the trail.
Wild Ol' Dan