here we go!!! :
-would you like some ice for that burn
-bring out the jelly 'cause you got toasted!
-where are the lays cause you got baked!
-they call me butter cause im on a roll! wat!?
-did i ask you to take my temperature? then
why are you all up in my butt?!
-i didnt no you were a dentist... oh wait you
arent, so then why are you all up in my grill?
-dont be jealous of my hot tater-tots!
-bring out the butter cause you got creamed!
-bring out the salad cause someone got tossed!
-is that bacon sizzling... oh no wait, thats you!!
-who's your daddy, thank God its not me!
- have you stared in your own talk show? Didn't
think so, so shut up!
have any others??? well then post them!!