I went into a VMK guest room titled, Princess Army Room. I asked the owner a few questions about her room, and this was our conversation:
Me: So what does it take to be in the princess army?
Her: You have to dress cute, look cute, and fight well.
Me: How do princesses fight?
Her: Princesses fight better cause they try.
Me: Are you head princess?
Her: I'm only second commander.
Me: But what do princesses use to fight?
Her: Things regular armies use.
Her: People think we're good but we not.
Me: What do princesses have that other people don't?
Her: They look cuter.
This is a true story! I will not post the owner's name, because I feel that she might not like that. This is the true ridiculousness behind virtual VMK armies. This is CancerGirl reporting, Exposed Princess Armies!