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    Talking Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    I got these in an email and couldnt stop laughing... =)

    READ OUT LOUD

    LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

    (English/Chinese Translation)

    Are you harboring a fugitive?...... Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me A.S.A.P....... Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man.... Dum Gai

    Small Horse.... Tai Ni Po Ni

    I think you need a facelift.... Chin Tu Fat

    I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    I am not guilty.... Wai Hang Mi?

    Your body odor is offensive.... Yu Stin Ki Pu

    There goes Stupid Man.... Dum Dum Wa King

    Great... Su Pah

    Thats not right..... Sum Ting Wong

    Staying out of Sight.... Lai Ying Lo

    I bumped into a coffee table.... Ai Bang Mai Ni

    Its very dark in here.... Wao So Dim

    He's cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka

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    |I QUIT|
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    ...Not like anyone on here really gives a care about me anyway...

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)




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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Haha my cousin Lori commented this on my Myspace.
    It's hilarious.
    It also took me a few to figure out what it meant...

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Quote Originally Posted by nevi12 View Post
    I think you need a facelift.... Chin Tu Fat
    This is my favorite


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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Niiiice


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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)


    I was actually saying these out.
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥




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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Quote Originally Posted by nevi12 View Post


    I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is my favorite.
    I've seen this before.. except it wasn't so G-Rated..

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Oh man, I can not stop laughing !! very very funny!!! thanks for a great laugh today!!

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    Lol! That's funny
    When life throws you lemons, eat them I mean what else do you do with lemons? Well I guess you could make lemonade but what if you don't have the necessary materials. Yeah... you should just eat the lemons. Unless your anti-lemonistic then don't. Is that even a word. I think it is. Maybe it's not. Ok google give me your best shot. Ok that is not a word. Its okay. Now back to anti-lemonistic, nope thats not a word either. I am hungry. I want a lemon. By the way if you are still reading this, take a look at yourself and say "Is this message worth it" because I don't think it is. I mean your should just stop reading right now. Now. Now I say! Fine want to play like that then let's do this over again. When life throws you lemons, eat them I mean what else do you do with lemons? Well I guess you could make lemonade but what if you don't have the necessary materials. Yeah... you should just eat the lemons. Unless your anti-lemonistic............... ok your not worth it am stopping right now. Now.

    The End
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    Yeah the end. You heard me.
    What your still reading! Get out of my head!!! Please. Ok you know I try to make this as clear as possible. I don't like to type this long. But you keep reading so I guess I have to. Yes 343 words have been typed in this signature take that humanity! Now it is 356. Or maybe it is only 2?? I don't know but oh well.


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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    I love it. Still makes me laugh aloud.

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    ^Click them or they will die^


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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

    LOL ... I liked this one.

    "I bumped into a coffee table.... Ai Bang Mai Ni"
    Everybody's got a laughin' place-
    trouble is most folks won't take the time to go look for it.

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    Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 Minutes.. =)

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