So I JUST saw a commercial for Bayer Aspirin, starring Ty Pennington. Apparently 'Ty' is Latin for Massive Tool.
So, this commercial has Ty in the ER/CCU saying, 'This is one room that I wish we didn't need." He then spews some corporate stuff, and the camera pans to a crying woman, as Ty explains that her husband had a heart attack, but, "You don't have to." So that was super lame, but strap in, it gets worse.
THEN Ty is crouching down next to the R.N. AND the sad wife, and he puts his arm on her shoulder, to comfort them both. I ALMOST shat my pants, it was amazing. I don't know if the writers were high on LSD, Peyote, or huffing silver paint, but wait until you see this POS. Granted it is subtle, but holy crap, it is super-lame. Just amazing. Wow.