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    Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Irony Sweet Irony.

    http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-jo...,6967007.story

    The "Jackass" star is currently recuperating from a very painful, bloody and horrifying stunt gone wrong involving a motorcycle, reports People.

    Knoxville, who was taping a stunt two weeks ago for a 24-hour marathon special for MTV, tried to ride a motorcycle up a small dirt hill when the bike got away from him , shot up in the air and landed on him, tearing his urethra.
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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    I doubt anybody is surprised at this though.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Well, first I had to look up who Johnny Knoxville is. Now that I know, no big surprise, and serves him right.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Ow! He's quasi-hot.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Johnny Knoxville is my hero!!!!!! Though I have to wish him a speedy recovery I still have to laugh that he's going to be walking funny for awhile. I hope this footage goes into Jackass 3.
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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Sweet, sweet justice.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Uhh...

    As soon as I read those last 3 words, I instinctively crossed my legs. That's just... uhh.
    Poor guy. That sounds terrible.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    oh knox
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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Quote Originally Posted by PirateMunkee View Post
    I hope this footage goes into Jackass 3.
    That's what I'm thinking will happen. I do enjoy seeing those movies, and cringing. I can't get through the paper cut one still, I end up closing my eyes.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    I'm surprised he hasn't had this happen until now - hearing and seeing bits of the things he's done in the past he should have lost the whole package by now

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    His Urethra!? Good gosh!
    What in heavens name was he wearing when he was filming this stunt that would cause this?

    Oh well........play with fire, you get burned. I hope he's doing well.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzman View Post
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    That sums up my feelings on it as well.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    At least his sack didn't tear open with his testes dangling from them. That happened to my nieces friend (he was a skateboarder and had a little run in with a handrail).

    But having your urethra tear makes me writhe in my seat thinking about it.

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    Re: Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    I just can't come up with a good halfcocked response so I'll let it be.

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