*) I was second in line to pull into the loading dock at Autopia. The CM had just finished announcing, via the PA, about not hitting the car in front of you, etc, etc etc. My partner was right in front of me. The CMs had counted wrong and waved him in to unload. I started to move forward and then...realized that I couldn't go in.
Whack. Hit my partner's bumper.
The CM returned to the microphone...and stared right at me, "now, if you have trouble understanding me, there's a little picture of what NOT to do...right THERE...you see it, sir? Can you point at it? Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what NOT to do!"
I broke down into giggles of embarassment.