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    Favourite CM line.

    Any lines you hear the CMs say over and over again that you always get a kick out of?

    For example, "This is the SINGLE RIDER LINE! The regular line is way over there!"

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    "stay seated at all times, and no disco dancing" a cm "scotty" on heimlichs(sp?) chew chew train said that to every person in every seat.


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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    "May the force be with you, because I wont be"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-c7Ees4QQ

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    At the end of the JC, skip says "If you enjoyed your cruise, my name is *** and this has been the WFJC. If not, I'm Figment and this has been your Imagination."
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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    heh reminds me of a day I was riding the jungle cruise and he used that line but instead of saying figment of imagination he said " if you didnt enjoy your cruise my name is *** from star tours, at which point I blurted out so thats where our guest complaints have been coming from. totally threw him of (he didnt know i was a CM) got a couple laughs myself to (maybe I should move over lol)
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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    Quote Originally Posted by DLcastmbr View Post
    heh reminds me of a day I was riding the jungle cruise and he used that line but instead of saying figment of imagination he said " if you didnt enjoy your cruise my name is *** from star tours, at which point I blurted out so thats where our guest complaints have been coming from. totally threw him of (he didnt know i was a CM) got a couple laughs myself to (maybe I should move over lol)
    Yeah, I believe that there are a couple variations to that line, maybe Techskip or another skip can elaborate on it.
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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    one of my favs when i used to be a GC

    "The walk-way is not a STOP-way!!"

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    Quote Originally Posted by DLcastmbr View Post
    "May the force be with you, because I wont be"
    A former CM that I know used a similar variation. He takes a young kids and goes, "This is ******. He is an honorary jedi and like the captain of the ship, he will go down with the ship!" Or something like that.

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    Quote Originally Posted by DLcastmbr View Post
    "May the force be with you, because I wont be"
    lol I love these words.

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    Everytime I am in the walkways during GC: "Please keep moving, this is a walkway only. It's like one big giant freeway! You won't stop in the middle of the freeway, would you??"

    A friend: "Please keep moving, if you stop, people behind them will stop! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! If they stop, people behind them WILL stop!! " You get the picture,

    Space Mountain has ended for the day on Saturday:
    Me: Fast Pass has ended for the week.
    Guest (Giving me a blank look): Huh?
    Me: Today is Satuday, tomorrow is Sunday. They will resume tomorrow.
    Guest (Gets it): Ooohhhhh........

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    The CMs working ToT always get me to chuckle. Stuff like, "Hold onto your hats, purses....loved ones....anything you'd like to keep in this dimension," etc etc etc



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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    On Tower of Terror:
    "Watch your feet as the door will be moving at a lightening fast speed!"
    *door slides closed slowly*

    My friend Kenneth works that ride. Every time I'm there when he is, he always puts a flashlight up to his face and does a weird look. It's classic.


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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    ToT bellhop:

    "If you need anything, anything at all, (door begins to close) it's too late. (door shuts)

    Hehe...

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    Best CM line always and forever for me will be on the tram:

    "Hold on to any loose items" at which point Timmy will usually hold on to me.

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    Re: Favourite CM line.

    "This is a walkway for walkin, not for stoppin!" -me, working parades or Pyro

    Also peoples long hand explainations for the nearest restroom are usually funny
    Is this haunted signature
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    stretching?


    Or is it your imagination, hmm?
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