While we await the announcement of Obama's running mate for the election, I thought it might be fun to ask who could be Mickey's running mate? What would his platform be? Could he truely make the U.S. the "Happiest Place On Earth"?
Why Would Mickey make a better president?
- Mickey has never told a lie
- Mickey has never used drugs
- Mickey has never faced indictment
- Mickey has had the same domestic partner for more than 60 years
- Being over 65, he is in touch with senior citizens needs
- Having castles all over the world, Mickey has keen insite in matters of foreign diplomacy
- Being a mouse, Mickey is animal friendly, with many animal friends
Although his opponents may bring up his younger years as a shirtless "hippy", or the time he experimented with magic; we need only remind you that we were all young once. Who hasn't conjured up a troop of magical cleaning items at least once? These days, Mickey is shirt wearing stand up member of society.
What do you think?