BREAKING NEWS Y'ALL! I have uncovered details of a shocking conspiracy!
Well, I helped out a Guest today who told me that he was born on September 1st, 1955.
Why am I even posting this, you ask? Well, after he told me that, he said that he should get a free ticket because... get this...
He told me that Disneyland's official opening day was September 1st, 1955 and he was born on Disneyland's opening day. He was dead serious.
Wha...? Oh em gee?
I was like, "um, that's the first I've heard of that date. July 17th was the grand opening and July 18th was when it was first open to regular Guests."
Then he was like, "well, those Guests were invited and special Guests because the first official day was September 1st."
I was like, "You need to inform with Dave Smith then, he's the offical archivist at Walt Disney Studios of this shocking discovery!".
He's like, "Dave Smith, huh? Well, July 17th is what they promote and advertise but the first real official day is September 1st."
Uh okay... so now what is it? July 17th, July 18th, or September 1st? WILL THIS CONTROVERSY NEVER END?!?