I know it's been mentioned here before that some folks find it annoying when guests call attractions by the wrong names, but there are a few that I find pretty amusing. For example, it always cracks me up when people refer to the hang-glider attraction as "Screamin' Over California."
The rest are courtesy of my four-year-old granddaughter:
1) While getting ready for her first trip to DL, we told her about the Casey Jr. train. She thought we were saying "Quesadilla Train," and so now, of course, that's what we all call it.
2) The *Mark Twain* (on which she got to ride in the wheelhouse!) is The Big White Boat.
3) Gadget's Go Coaster is Mickey's Coaster (a much better name anyway, IMHO.
4) The Matterhorn is The Big Mountain Coaster.
So, what alternate names for attractions have your friends/family come up with?