I was listening to a Harry Caray impersonator the other day and one of his “if, then” bits gave me a good chuckle. “If Disneyland were made of cheese, would ya’ eat it?” After thinking this through, I am pretty sure I would, depending on the cheese, of course. Anything sharp and I would have to pass.
On a separate note, I pose this question to the Mice Chatters of the word (I believe these forums have a global interest):
If you had Disneyland to yourself for one day, all doors unlocked and security cameras turned off, what would you do?
Keep in mind that this is for a full 24-hours without a single soul in the park, including cast members. One unfortunate stipulation: not being able to ride the rides.