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    Talking Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    OK. Everyone loves the Skipper jokes on the JC, so why not make up our own?

    Apperantly the current skippers have a set list of jokes and cant "adlib" any more. Darn shame. If thats the case, maybe they can put some of these jokes in the suggestion box? Hehehehe.

    Let me start.

    "Whats black, white, and red all over? This poor Zebra! fortunatly the nice family of Lions are tending too its wounds. Apperantly the poor Zebra was malled by a wild herd of 'Panthera leo's'. Fortunatly she is in good hands now, the Lion family take a lot of 'pride' in there jobs!"

    If there are any JC skippers here, feel free to use that one I would be honored!

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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    "Welcome to the world famous Jungle Cruise. For the next 15 minutes I will be reading you flame war threads from micechat.com"

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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Oh Lord, your spelling and grammar. :X Please allow me to humbly adjust it.

    "What's black, white, and red all over? This poor Zebra! Fortunatly the nice family of Lions are tending to its wounds. Apparantly the poor Zebra was mauled by a wild herd of 'Panthera leos'. Fortunatly she is in good hands now, the Lion family take a lot of 'pride' in thier jobs!"

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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Thanks MelMel... I think....

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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    The Following Joke is not intended for childred under 18. DON'T CLICK

    Spoiler
    Look! it's the secred elephant bathing pool! Go ahead and look, You won't see any penises


    Dang I'm tired. THAT will get me some bad rep I'm sure.... I thought of it and giggled like a school girl.

    I've always wondered what would happen if the skipper just went nuts and said stuff like that.

    He would no longer be a skipper, that's what.
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Passing the elephant bathing pool...

    "And that's why the water looks so nasty folks"
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Thank you for riding aboard the world famous Jungle Cruise, and enjoy your stay in the second happiest place on earth. The happiest? That would be the Cast Member parking lot 45 minutes after closing.
    Make something Idiot-Proof, and someone will build a better Idiot.


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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Amid the splashing pirahnas

    "Don't worry, their still full from my last cruise!"
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    *At Trader Sam*
    "You know I spoke to Trader Sam the other day, and got to meet his wife...lovely couple. Shortly before she came into the hut, I asked him if his wife was nice, and he replied with, "Whoa-oh, here she comes, she's a man-eater."

    (only 80s fanatics will get that. <_>)

    *At the new camp scene*
    "Well, that enormous explosion can mean one of two things, either the jungle cruise skipper in front of us had the lunch special, or the explorer camp has been invaded by...oh dear, I was afraid of this. Folks, what you see here is an example of 'Gorilla Warfare'."

    Meh, these are kinda lame...I'll come up with better ones later, too tired. xD




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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Quote Originally Posted by melmel
    Oh Lord, your spelling and grammar. :X Please allow me to humbly adjust it.
    Sorry. Oh God Sorry.
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Does anyone have the transcript to the infamous rated R version?
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    In one breath:

    If you liked this ride, my name is Dan and I was your Skipper. If you didn't like your ride, you must be an APer who has been on this more times than I have and felt that I didn't capture the correct balance of post-modern humor vis a vie the classic Disney touch. In that case, my name is Skip and you've just been on Pirates of the Caribbean- Yo-Ho!

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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianDragon_Mushu
    what you see here is an example of 'Gorilla Warfare'.
    FANTASTIC! That is exactly the kind of corny (but funny) joke that is perfect for the Jungle Cruise. Fits in perfect context to the other approved jokes. I LOVE it.
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Quote Originally Posted by HMFan
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    Re: Make your own JC Skipper lines!

    Quote Originally Posted by HMFan
    We should all be so perfect.
    Dude, don't bag on Melmel. She did apologize for it, and his grammar and spelling needed some work.
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