Where In Disneyland/DCA Would A Michael Jackson AA Character Best Be Placed?

Doesn't look like Disney will ever update Captain EO as a park attraction. So, I've been mulling over the idea of an alternative way to honor the gloved but no longer loved one. Then suddenly the idea popped into my head. Why not create an audio animatronic Michael and find ways to fit him into an existing attraction at Disneyland or DCA.

One such idea would be to stick him at the helm of a Jungle Cruise boat, slapping a skipper's hat on him. Then, having someone with a transmitter transmit jokes to an AA receiver box so that he appears to be rolling out one cornball quip after another.

The audience would not only listen to the Michael AA's jokes, but they would banter away about him, too. The real fun would occur when the hippo attacks. Michael would ask the guests whether they want him to scare the hippo away with his gun, or hold a Pooh plushy bear over the side of the boat as a willie nillie silly old sacrafice.

What ideas do you have as to a good place for a MJ aka WJ AA character?

Splash Mountain and the crowes, "where's your laughing place"

the jail in POTC <_<

I'm sure it would feel comfortable in neverland ;) or pleasure island...so many little boys =X

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Originally Posted by Tool

Splash Mountain and the crowes, "where's your laughing place"

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OMG! LOL! I could just see MJ's face singing along wih the crows with his falseto-like voice.

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the jail in POTC <_<

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:eek:...:lmao: Poor Michael. I can just see him holding out his gloved hand and attempting to induce the dog to give him the key. Bet that dog wouldn't come within a mile of that hand. Too afraid he'd get petted. ;)

in answer to the thread question :thumbdown:

In the scene with the devil and the heat at the end of Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

Seems to be a fitting place for him...

Leering at the dolls in Small World. Specifically the British schoolboys.

The window above snow white's scary adventure - opening and closing the drapes at random moments in the queen's costume.

O_O

MJ would have fit into Superstar Limo very well...but since we're talking hypothetically, what about placing it in the America Room and making that room a wee bit better? ;)

the mens room;)

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MJ would have fit into Superstar Limo very well...but since we're talking hypothetically, what about placing it in the America Room and making that room a wee bit better? ;)

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Seriously. At least he'll know how to move (unlike the frozen americans that only know how to blink and farm)

No place would be a good place for him! Ick!

In the secret bathroom?

Spreadeagled in front of the Burning Settler's Cabin, the victim of bad plastic surgery.