Doesn't look like Disney will ever update Captain EO as a park attraction. So, I've been mulling over the idea of an alternative way to honor the gloved but no longer loved one. Then suddenly the idea popped into my head. Why not create an audio animatronic Michael and find ways to fit him into an existing attraction at Disneyland or DCA.
One such idea would be to stick him at the helm of a Jungle Cruise boat, slapping a skipper's hat on him. Then, having someone with a transmitter transmit jokes to an AA receiver box so that he appears to be rolling out one cornball quip after another.
The audience would not only listen to the Michael AA's jokes, but they would banter away about him, too. The real fun would occur when the hippo attacks. Michael would ask the guests whether they want him to scare the hippo away with his gun, or hold a Pooh plushy bear over the side of the boat as a willie nillie silly old sacrafice.
What ideas do you have as to a good place for a MJ aka WJ AA character?