Haunted Mansion Headstones

[braggfamily]

Not sure if anyone can help with this but it's worth a try. I am making some headstones to add to my Halloween display this year and wanted to have some cleaver epitaphs. I remembered the Haunted Mansion had some great ones. Does anyone remember any of them? Any help is greatly appreciated!

[Gemini Cricket]

From the Pet Cemetery"

FREDDIE the Bat
1847
We'll Miss You

OLD FLYBAIT
He Croaked
August 9 1869

ROSIE
She was a poor little pig
but she bought
the farm 1849

BUDDY
OUR FRIEND
UNTIL THE END

Beloved Lilac (Skunk)
Long on Curiosity...
Short on Common Scents 1847

Fifi (Poodle)

In Memory of My Rat
Whom I Loved
Now He Resides in
the Realms Up Above

Here lies
Long Legged Jeb
Got tangled up in
his very own web

Here lies my snake
whose fatal mistake
was frightening
the gardener
who carried a rake

[Wotan]

I don't know if this one is in any of the HM's or not:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore.
Took six shots from a .44
No Les, no more.

[Big Drunk Dave @ DL]

My Avatar actually contains one from up in the hill in back of the outside queue. It is a little hard to read but says: "Brother Dave, He Chased a Bear into a Cave." I also remember, "Good Ol' Fred, A Great Big Rock Fell On His Head." There was many more but I'm sure someone else can give you the full list. On another note, these headstones and epitaphs where created behind the Imagineers who worked on the ride and the design of the Haunted Mansion (ala the windows on Main Street).

There is also a crypt along the way that has clever little names on them (ie: M.T. Tomb, Asher T. Ashes, Pearl E. Gates and others).

Here is a site that has a "walk-thru" of Walt Disney World's Haunted Mansion, this might help your project: http://www.grimghosts.com/wdw/page2.html
Good Luck!

[braggfamily]

Thanks for all the info guys! It's much appreciated. These will work out great!

[Crazy Legs]

http://themeparks.about.com/library/gallery/blhm3.htm

[Steve DeGaetano]

"Here lies Wathel R. Bender. He rode to glory on a fender." (Saluting Disney Legend Wathel Rogers)

[OogieBoogie]

I don't know if this one is in any of the HM's or not:

Here lies the body of Lester Moore.
Took six shots from a .44
No Les, no more.

Actually thats from a grave in Tombstone AZ.

[OogieBoogie]

Ile B. Bach and U. Canbee Beethoven . They are both writing symphonies backwards.. they are de-composing.

From Bar
To Car
To gates ajar.