You might be a AP if....

[mamabot]

... You know exactly how many rides there are in the entire DLR (correct answer: 1)

...You instantly know the correct answer to this question.

...Your kids send you off to DL without them with a hug, kiss and "Have fun mom!", instead of "Why aren't we going?"

...Your co-workers start referring people to you when they hear that person wants to go to DL.

...Your family calls you to ask you about park hours, closed attractions, and directions to DL.

...You refer to DL as "The Park" and everyone who knows you knows which park you are talking about.

...Your kids notice things out of place while on an attraction.

...You keep a stack of parking stubs in your car to keep track of how many times you have been to the park in a given year.

[crinklebat]

I always feel weird reading these threads...basically, they tell me that I should probably bite the bullet and pay for an AP since I already behave like I have one.

[Dr. Earkid]

Why? Do they live there?

My 6 yr old niece's response when she heard we were at Disneyland again.

[DznyVan]

This topic fits us to a "T". Here's one more from personal experience...

The Cast Members at Goofy's Kitchen and Blue Bayou ask us if we'd like our usual table... :o :o :o

[princesslala]

...if co-workers and friends know if it's a weekend you are at the park

[Rissa_thehost]

In every resturant you eat at you sigh and say the atmosphere is not as good as the Blue Bayou ..... plus where else in the world can you throw icecubes at passing boats of annoying teenagers !

[pjdonnell]

...Your teenage hangout was the Tomorrowland Terrace.
...You don't feel guilty entering the park, going on one attraction, and then exiting.
...You're a nerdy 22 year old who takes pictures of the buildings under repairs and turn them in for a weekly college art project.

Oh wait, that last one was just me!

[Theoretical Girl]

...and get stabbed by said strangers

I'm letting you know.. THAT HURT! OW !!

[Exactly Nothing]

...you live in Northern California and are willing to go without food for two weeks just so you can visit Disneyland - by yourself! - before your AP expires.

(Gladly accepting donations to the 'Feed Exactly Nothing' fund)

[swagdaddy]

...you can point out a restroom with the simple pointing of a finger

...you can shed light onto why an attraction may be under re-hab.

...you've lost count of how many times you have visited Disneyland

...you know the 4 or 5 cool things to do at DCA off the top of your head.

...you are a walking book of Disneyland nostalgia. Sometimes unwanted facts and dates fly out of your mouth with out warning.

[Fantasmic_Freak]

...you can point out a restroom with the simple pointing of a Disney regulation two finger pointing
... you know when Disneyland Park maps change and like to get the christmas map so you can decorate your room for chirstmas.
...you put a park map up in your room for others to look at .. you already know it by heart.
... you have bruises on your shins from the strollers running into you while you walk around Disneyland.
.. you know a cast member well and see him when he works on other attractions .. he also knows you.
.. you must see the new paint jobs going on at the castle


btw everything is true about me.. i must be a regular passholder.

[Gemini Cricket]

...if you're having a pleasant conversation with a gift store CM and everything's going fine until you pull out your card for a discount and said CM stops talking altogether and speeds up your transaction to get you the heck out of their sight.

(That's happened to me several times. But, hey, 10% is 10%. I do joke with them on it from time to time, in a nice way, but even that would qualify me for AP nerdiness also...)

"Whoops, here's my card. Yup, I'm one of those. Ha ha."

[SCUBAbe]

yoiu've learned how to avoid strollers crashing into your ankles. I haven't had that happen to me all year. You also learn how to avoid and get around those huge motorized scooter things....you've learned how to tune out most screaming, whiney children....LOL

[Disco Duck]

you might be an AP if...

...you start bidding with the other pirates for the red head at the auction...

...you get mad when the Jazz band doesnt play before Fantasmic...(actually saw this happen)

...you are even posting to this question on the boards

[LAURA]

...you know exactly when the rides will be closing for fixing
...if your pass expires you start missing your sundays at disneyland (thats me right now =) )
...you can sit on any bench and actually enjoy your ice cream and people watch
...you go to the park for swing dancing on fridays and saturdays


LOL i can't help but crack up while I am reading this thread...all of these are me...haha