They weren't kidding when they said Disneyland was having an infestation of mice!
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” -Michael Jackson
Thousands of bored micechatters go in search for the rumored "hidden cheese" in Fantasyland. Wilfred Edwards, Disney's top Psycoanalyst of Disneyland Annual Passholders, reports "It is quite likely that one of them will find the cheese; However, by now it's probably all green and moldy. Nevertheless, they'll most likely still be able to sell it for millions to some pathetic Annual passholder with too much money."