Please Don't Feed the Witch!

[Witches of Morva]

ORGOCH: Okay, ducklin's, listen up here! I got a big, fat sister named Orwen, ya see? An' when the rest a yer Cauldron gals swoops down inta the sappiest place on earth fer the Thanksgivin' Holidays, ol' Orwen's got these plans ta gobble up ev'rything in sight! An' that means--if'n she does--an' there ain't no 'if' 'bout it--there ain't gonna' be 'nuff treats left over fer the rest of ya's. So, what I wantcha's all ta do is gimme a list all the places at both Dizzyland 'n DCYMCA that's puttin' out special holiday goodies--like cookies 'n candy er anything else ya can think of--so's I can try an' steer Miss Blubber Buns away from them places. Got that? I need a list a all the places that's gonna have special Christmas cookies and the like! Now, hop to it, okay?

[dlfreak]

Please don't feed the birds.

[AnimeGirlsm]

try "dont feed the spider and ants" i learned that the hard way and now look at me oh wait that was a not so smart comment u cant see me boi do i need help

[Morrigoon]

Well, you could try to steer her away from the candy shop on Main Street. They'll carry eggnog fudge that you won't want to let her near. But be sure to also avoid the Pooh candy shop in Critter Country, because they carry some lovely delicious treats that you won't want her seeing, like "Tigger Tails" (3 marshmallows on a stick dipped in chocolate and drizzled with something else you won't want her eating), and they have caramel apples decorated like "Hunny" pots. Oh, and definitely keep her away from the candy shop window - you won't want her seeing them make things like peppermint breakup, a holiday specialty of white chocolate sprinkled with crushed candy canes. My boyfriend has to be steered clear of that area frequently during the holidays

[Witches of Morva]

ORWEN: You know, ducklings, I'm really just SO fed up with a certain Nasty old biddy around here--who's always making fun of the fact that I happen to have good taste!! Thanks to Morrigoon, though, I'm very grateful to know about such things as 'Tigger Tails', Honey pot carmel apples, eggnog fudge and so on. And you don't have to worry about me eating so much that there won't be enough for the rest of you. I mean, believe me when I tell you, there will be enough flab to go around! Now, about those Christmas cookies....