You gotta wonder is some of these really were based on true stories but they're pretty hilarious to know that some of these guests actually do exist.
I'm also certain that the things the CMs say are more what they want to say in their head than what they're actually saying.
Edit: I had to take out some of the videos due to language but look up these other vids on Youtube. They're pretty hilarious.
- "Disneyland Special Assistant Pass"
- "Disney Guests Merchandise Scenario"
- "How to be an Annoying Guest at Disneyland"
- "I want to see Mickey Mouse"