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    The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Hey folks, since we have an official thread, I thought it would be cool to have an unofficial thread for us rebels, a place to post wacky rumors, and talk about the over abundence of Rockit Mtn threads. This is for all nihilists and bastards like me!

    So lets start the official rumor mill....


    I hear it has a loop.







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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    You rebel you !

    I hear there changing it to base it on a the Chicken little movie.
    "Lies make baby Jesus cry!"

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ah schucks
    Hey folks, since we have an official thread, I thought it would be cool to have an unofficial thread for us rebels, a place to post wacky rumors, and talk about the over abundence of Rockit Mtn threads. This is for all nihilists and bastards like me!

    So lets start the official rumor mill....


    I hear it has a loop.
    NO NEVER!!!! THIS IS FAKE GOTO THE OFFICIAL THREAD!!!

    I'm Hijacking this thread

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    One more hit and she goest DOWN WITH THE TIDE!
    Hold her lads, hold her!

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Did someone say nihilist *******?

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    all your base belong to the official thread!

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    i thought Green Day was providing the music...huh...strange.

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    I heard that it will go backwards at speeds upwards of 67 mph.
    Well, light travels from the sun. Then, bounces off of our planet, and back into our eyes so we can perceive color. My body can intercept that light and dance around on it!


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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by robotpirates
    I heard that it will go backwards at speeds upwards of 67 mph.
    You mean 76 MPH. It's backwards, after all.

    Can't wait for Capt. Rex to bring everyone into light speed, pass the Endor moon, but find our way back to the Fed Ex Sponsorship building...

    Ah, Unofficiall threads!!! **shakes cane**

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    I heard once you reach 88mph hour and achieve 1.1 gigawatts your time flux capacitor is activitated and you travel through time...







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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    I heard it will sent you to DCA, and you exit in Condor Flatts. Tha'ts why it's 'Rockit Mountain', it'll fit with the whole plane theme.
    That'll have to do until they re-install the skyway porta-potty's to travel between parks.
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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    These guys will stop your tram in the middle of Rockit Mtn and actors with bad shaggy 70's haircuts, cheesy tan jump suits and cigars, will have a battle with your tram in the middle.








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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    I thought that the trains will be diverted through one of the maintainance bays that has been retrofitted with track that is on top of a simulator base like Star Tours. Then you have a simulated Space Mountain ride followed by the actual ride through Rock It Mountain where you tour the Geologic Museum of Famous Rocks, including but not limited to the famous Moon Rock and others. Theatrical lighting has been added for effect in addition to fog, for an out of this world haze. Or so I heard. Be sure to look for a famous pro wrestler hidden near the base before the re-entry, after the second loop and splash down.

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Don't forget about the part where it will launch you up to 200mph while rocking out to Van Halen.
    "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again..."- Bart Simpson

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    Re: The *Unofficial* Rockit Mtn Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jomo
    Don't forget about the part where it will launch you up to 200mph while rocking out to Van Halen.
    Yes rumor has it Sammie Hagar and David Lee Roth will take turns personally sitting next to each rider. Early test rides found David Lee Roth was perhaps too coked up to ride and Sammie Hagar had been drinking too much Cabo Wabo and was puking on guests so this idea has been axed.







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