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    Smile Funniest Theme Park Quotes From Rides/Attractions

    Hey guys, I want to know what you find are the funniest quotes from Disneyland, Disney World or any of the other parks

    Here are mine


    "Rat, schmat, besides...they're tourists...what do they know?" - Rizzo, Muppet Vision 3D

    "Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it's not impossible." - HG Wells, Timekeeper

    "If you enjoyed this cruise my name is ___________ and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise, if you didn't my name is ____________ and this has been Space Mountain." - Skipper, Jungle Cruise

    "I know this is probably your first flight, and it's...mine too." - Rex, Star Tours

    Can't wait to here what quotes iv'e forgotten !!

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    I propose a rule:

    No quotes from the Jungle Cruise. There's a whole other topic for that.

    Anyway:

    Kermit: We invited some of the most distinct scientists to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up.

    Sam the Eagle: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America".

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    From the old animation deptarment from DHS, and DCA,
    Robin WIlliams, upon seeing Tinkerbell: "She's so bright. It's like being in the presence of Barbara Streisand."

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    From Indiana Jones:

    "If you drank too much from the Fountain of Youth, we will be happy to assist you with stollers"


    And, to Keep with the Muppet theme:

    Sam Eagle
    "Would you stop this foolishness!"

    Gonzo
    "What foolishness would you like to see?"
    "You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    Love the Muppets!

    How about the Tiki Room:
    "Stop talking while I'm interrupting."

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    Kermit: Sam, are you ready with that finale?
    Sam: It's a glorious three-hour finale!
    Kermit: You got a minute and a half.

    "Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic" - Sam Eagle








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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    haha

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    This here'z the wildest ride in the wiiiiiilderness!

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    Pirate 1: 'Shift your cargo Deary, Show 'em your starboard side'
    Pirate 2: 'We want the Red Head!'

    as well as

    'Hurry back! Hurry back! Don't forget to bring your... death certificate!'
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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    "Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely."

    Great language, as always, from the Ghost Host.

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    Now defunct dialogue from Pirates. In the chasing the women scene:

    "I be willin' to share!"

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    I like anything Maynard says,

    From Tiki Room:

    Jose: Buenas Dias, Senioritas!
    CM: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!

    LOL!!
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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    No Jungle Cruise???

    Then, I got nuthin'

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    haha this thread is the best idea ! it brings back great memories.

    "If you drank too much from the Fountain of Youth, we will be happy to assist you with strollers"

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    Re: Funniest Theme Park Quotes

    I asked a CM in Town Square "What time is the 6:30 parade?". She answered "7:45." With a perfectly straight face. Really happened.

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