I have just recently returned from the Full Family's second visit to Disneyland and it's time to Report some Trippin'. We began on 14 May and returned on 22 May. Our story begins in the dry desert air of El Paso:
Okay, You give me a bunch of Quarters, so, I can get smashed, unusable pennies...Deal?
We woke up early on Saturday to begin our six hour drive to Phoenix.
If I push my brain Hard enough, thoughts will appear
Monkey See, Monkey Pick
It wasn't too bad, because we stopped just north of Tombstone to Visit Mrs. Gonzo's Monkle (That's her Uncle that is a Monk) at the Monastery in which he lives. It broke up the trip and gave us a nice rest.
He took a vow of bad fashion sense
We finally got to Phoenix, which i thought might not happen because, Apparently, Arizona's Department of transportation hates people and wants them to go mad on the one lane of highway they kept open. After finding out my car gets about a million inches to the gallon, we made it to our Hotel.
The children lay nestled in bed as visions of Dole Whips danced in their heads...wait, that was my head they were dancing in
We got up super early on Sunday morning to drive directly to the parks. And after a slight drizzle, and no less than four, count them, four overturned cars, we made it to Disneyland!
Okay, first stop the Peoplemo...oh, wait...Okay, we'll hit up the Country Bear Jam...really?...Fine, let's just watch the Electric Light...What's going on here?
More to come! That's what we call a Teaser in the Trip Report Business...Now, to figure out how to make money off of that.