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    Talking What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    While we think of what will happen in the future the resort (such as new hotels, peoplemover replacement, new park, etc), for fun, lets us think of what will NEVER happen at Disneyland. For instance:
    1. Main Street gets Bulldozed and urban condos are placed instead.
    2. Carsland having a burning tire pit (simpsons reference)
    3. Serving Alcohol to guests...while on California Screamin.
    4. Opening a Hooters in Downtown Disney.
    Feel free to put your own ideas, and this for HUMOR, and not should be taken seriously.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    the peanuts gang at the disneyland resort.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    worst thing to happen to disneyland:DISNEYLAND RESORT GETS BULLDOZED AAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Twilight characters roaming around

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Someone getting high while watching Captain EO

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Selling actual hookahs that look like the one the Blue Caterpillar had.
    Mickey Mouse condoms
    Last edited by Elaine Henar; 08-07-2011 at 08:08 PM.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    If you want humorous ideas that would never be taken seriously, here are some things that are a knee-slapper to even consider would happen at the Disneyland resort:

    - Creating innovative, non-character-related E-ticket attractions.
    - Returning every shop in Disneyland to its original mission of being "part of the show" by selling unique, only-in-that-land merchandise.
    - Turning Main Street's Penny Arcade back into a true penny arcade.
    - Relieving part of the walkway crowding by replacing the glut of ODV carts with the park benches that were originally there.
    - Manning up and just saying No to early Fantasmic campers.
    - A Meg Crofton meet-and-greet.
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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Quote Originally Posted by White Bones View Post
    Someone getting high while watching Captain EO
    The skyway is gone (which is one reason they removed it), EVERYONE knows that you get high before you enter the Magic Kingdom or it's parking lots (Not in Capt. EO, or anywhere else inside the parks......), you don't want to encounter the Disney Police................... They thrive on apprehending such miscreants........... seriously........ I had a teacher who moonlighted as security on the weekends - he used to love telling us on Monday what sort of "punks" he'd apprehended.......

    Seriously, you don't want to deal w/ the Disney Police............... have a good time, but don't infringe on anyone else's fun, be courteous to everyone, don't make a fool of yourself (take a sober babysitter w/ you) and don't do anything that brings the attention of the Disney Police to you.......

    I'm just sayin"..........

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    The Meg Crofton meet-and-greet made me laugh.

    And what's odd about the idea of selling condos at Disneyland... I had a dream a couple of years ago that we were visiting Disneyland, and it was enormous, the size of Anaheim, and there were high-rise condos on Main Street, and you could buy or rent a condo within the park. And a lot of other weird things in that dream... all drinks were free everywhere, even alcoholic drinks, but you were expected to tip the bartenders heavily, and they took notes on you if you didn't. Also to get to Adventureland you had to cross a huge, overgrown jungle-like ditch. Most people thought crossing it was great fun, but I had to help one poor lady who kept muttering, "I will NEVER come here again. NEVER."

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Quote Originally Posted by White Bones View Post
    Someone getting high while watching Captain EO
    Adventure Through Inner Space had that effect.

    My ride vehicle broke down one time right in front of the darting electrons. I sat there staring at the same shooting lights for close to five minutes. After that, every time I went on the attraction, I'd wish it would do the same.

    I had a serious electron problem.
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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Im sorry if I offended anyone with my post earlier.

    The Meg meet and greet made me LOL!

    Replace the Matterhorn with the Mater-horn with Mater animatronics instead of Yeti.
    Check out my Disney inspired creations.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    *using 12 acers of prime real estate for a land based on a film not even in a Disney made film
    *making all the shops the same
    *turning the pirates PC
    *Making every ride based on a film character
    *hiring a manger that doesn't give a toss about a thing called a "guest" that goes by the name of Meg.

    Oh..... Sorry my bad haha.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    putting eddie murphy in the haunted mansion

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    All the park guests actually care about being courteous to others.

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    Re: What will NEVER happen in the Disneyland resort

    Quote Originally Posted by sbk1234 View Post
    All the park guests actually care about being courteous to others.
    This. It is dream but a wonderful one!!! Lets add on they loose their since of entitlement.

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