ORWEN: Merry Christmas to all you sugar plumb ducklings out there in Holiday Land! Us Cauldron girls have been extra busy, lately, trimming trees and toenails for the jolliest of all seasons. One of the things we always like to do is conjur up the various Christmas parades from the various Disney theme parks around the world. One thing we've noticed is how much cuter the reindeer at Disneyland are than at Walt Disney World.
ORDDU: Indeed! As a matter of fact, I've never understood why the reindeer at Walt Disney World have these silly grins with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. If a witch didn't know any better, she'd swear that Rudolph had a red nose for more reasons than one--
ORGOCH: --yeah--like he'd been hittin' the sauce er somethin'!
ORWEN: Silly old biddy! Reindeer don't imbibe!!
ORGOCH: Tell it ta Dumbo, sister! I know a bunch a drunk bucks when I sees 'em!
ORWEN: (sigh) Anyway, I think it's about time the Reindeer at Walt Disney World were put out to pasture--while the clones of the cuter variety were allowed to populate the East Coast--just as they do at Disneyland. Don't you ducklings agree?