Well now, some of you fellers may have stumbled across this here plaque as you was runnin' to Space Mountain and Indiana Jones and such...it's kinda hidden there out front of the flagpole...
Course, that was all Walt Disney's thinkin' way back in those ancient times. Disney's current top corporate leadership has been workin' on some revisions, you might say, that more accurately reflect today's policies under Bob Iger's wonderful leadership... So here's what the new proposed plaque would read...
"To all rich people who come to this happy place... They figure, of course, on removin' that old plaque...maybe sellin' it on ebay or somethin'...and replacin' it with the new one. Soon all those old fashioned ideas from way, way back in the 1950's will vanish from the park...and only Uncle Bob's ideas will remain...the crowds will be smaller too! And, profits will surely be up, up, up!
Disneyland is YOUR land as long as you can afford
the price of admission.
Here age relives fond memories of the past,
if they were wise enough to build up a huge
retirement account, and here youth may savor
the challenge and promise of the future if their
parents are rich.
Disneyland used to be dedicated to the ideals
and dreams, but, now, just the hard facts that
have created America with the hope that it will be
a source of joy and inspiration to all the rich people
of the world."
Robert Iger - 2012
Adios for now. Talk to ya on down the trail.
Wild Ol' Dan