Top Ten reasons they allowed Kobe Bryant into Carsland:
10. Bought special Tall Dude AP.
9. City Hall comp for bashing his knees on the new Matterhorn bobsleds.
8. Disney heard he's loaded and wants to sell him a DVC.
7. Official Spokesperson for emergency Luigi's Flying Tires replacement, "Bryant's Beachball Bounce."
6. Hired to coach DLR Security how to bodycheck fan photographers at DCA preview.
5. It's really Kobe's evil twin brother Kibble, a Senior VP at Universal.
4. Mary won first prize in employee "Dream Date with Kobe" raffle.
3. "Came for the turkey legs, stayed for the preview."
2. Nobody at TDA could pronounce Chukwudiebere Maduabum.
1. Hey, it was this or Autopia.