Excuse my paint MS paint drawing skills, but I believe this is the ride layout (I have not personally experience the ride, this is based off of what I have seen in POVs of the ride).
First you enter the show building and go straight into Mac, take that quick right and left and see mini and van to your left and right (the wife on the right side of the track, the husband on the left, I think I mixed their names up), then you take a right turn and see a mini RSR in the distance, but realize you are going to be cut off by the incoming train. Thus you take another right and run into do behind the bill-board, and you take a left, and from here i numbered it out.
1. The first backwards mater, that talks to you then "goes behind the bushes" (the green stuff).
2. The second backwards mater, "it's easy, just sneak up and honk. Just don't let frank catch ya"
3. The first set of tipping cows, two that fall over.
4. The tipping cow that releases a puff of smoke (mist or something) out of its "nose".
5. Frank wakes up and you accelerate up the uphill straight away. (The change in elevation is denoted by the thicker track on the map.
6. After the straight away you take a quick right and then a smooth left and are in town.
7. You are coming in from the backside of Flo's and see Sarge and Fillmore on you right.
8. Going into a gentle right you see the curious shop and then Red watering plants on your left.
9. Sally and Lightning are straight ahead of you with the rest of the town behind them, and they lead you either into Luigi's or Ramone's.
10. Luigi's is on the left here, you enter and go into the back room, and stop on a platform which shakes the vehicle around while the tires get changed out.
11. Ramone's has two misting (paint) machines that move with your car on the straight away.
12. You enter some sort of garage behind Luigi's and Ramone's somehow (???) and see Doc Hudson dressed as the Hudson Hornet while he preps you for the race, and then you enter a room with Luigi and Guido on your left who start your race around the outside.
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