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  • On "Pirates of the Churro-bean, enjoy a regailing of "Chur-ro Chur-ro, A Pirates Bite For Me!"

    5 27.78%
  • Cover Monorails With Crunchy Giant Churro Overlays

    5 27.78%
  • Turn ToT Into A "Tower of Churro" Ride

    0 0%
  • Create "It's A Churro World" and "Storybook Land Canal Churros"

    0 0%
  • Launch "Star Churros: The Deliciousness Continues" and "Finding Churro Submarine Voyage"

    0 0%
  • Offer "Soaring Over Churro-fornia" and "Churro's Junkfood Jubillee"

    0 0%
  • Add "Churo Cruis", ""Big Thunder Mountain Churros"

    0 0%
  • All the crunchy munchy cinamony above

    3 16.67%
  • Other

    1 5.56%
  • Take your churros and burn them!

    4 22.22%
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    How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    One of my favorite treats at the park is Churros. As popular as these delectable cinnamony confections are, I say there is always room for Disney to capitalize off them even more. For instance, Abe Lincoln could have a churro in hand as he recants, "Four score and seven churros ago...." Or, the monorails could receive a churro overlay with each having a giant actual churro wrapped around it. Talk about a delicious, lip-smacking ride! And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!

    I'm taking a momment to add a poll. In the meantime, feel free to post your comments and ideas.
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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!

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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!
    LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk
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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skippy View Post
    Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!
    Churro-ific idea. Only, I fear that I wouldn't be able to resist eating a hole in my hollowed out churro and sinking it.

    Quote Originally Posted by planetsix View Post
    LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk
    Adding new churro flavors demonstrates that your ideas are very tasteful. We could apply yourr "glow with the show churros" idea in the form of glowing churro ghosts at the Tower of Churro ride .


    Quote Originally Posted by ohmyjustin View Post
    Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.
    This is the sweetest jaw dropping, cinnamony churro popping idea yet!
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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


    The churro is always crunchy
    Cause it has been fried in fat
    You say it's your favorite munchie
    But here is your caveat:
    The sugar, it rots your toothies
    The cinnamon fries your brain
    I tellin' you no half-truthies
    You in for a lot of pain!

    Eat it and see
    Eat it and see
    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
    It's full of saturated lard
    It gonna make your ticker hard
    There is no cure-o for too many churros
    Eat it and see!



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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


    The churro is always crunchy
    Cause it has been fried in fat
    You say it's your favorite munchie
    But here is your caveat:
    The sugar, it rots your toothies
    The cinnamon fries your brain
    I tellin' you no half-truthies
    You in for a lot of pain!

    Eat it and see
    Eat it and see
    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
    It's full of saturated lard
    It gonna make your ticker hard
    There is no cure-o for too many churros
    Eat it and see!



    Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros

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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Quote Originally Posted by Skippy View Post
    Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!
    they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


    The churro is always crunchy
    Cause it has been fried in fat
    You say it's your favorite munchie
    But here is your caveat:
    The sugar, it rots your toothies
    The cinnamon fries your brain
    I tellin' you no half-truthies
    You in for a lot of pain!

    Eat it and see
    Eat it and see
    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
    It's full of saturated lard
    It gonna make your ticker hard
    There is no cure-o for too many churros
    Eat it and see!



    Your sugary saturated alternative ditty has stayed with me since you posted it, Mr. Wiggles. I think Ariel lost her voice due to her clogged arteries. Ursula was framed....framed i tell you!

    Quote Originally Posted by frollofan View Post
    Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros
    I don't want to be a "part of her fatty world. The Unhealthy Mermaid's "poor unfortunate" cholesterol level must be well above sea level, and her blood pressure "fathoms below".

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    Quote Originally Posted by orbitalpunk View Post
    they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.
    I'm just happy that you delivered this information to us straight up, instead of sugar coating it.
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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


    The churro is always crunchy
    Cause it has been fried in fat
    You say it's your favorite munchie
    But here is your caveat:
    The sugar, it rots your toothies
    The cinnamon fries your brain
    I tellin' you no half-truthies
    You in for a lot of pain!

    Eat it and see
    Eat it and see
    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
    It's full of saturated lard
    It gonna make your ticker hard
    There is no cure-o for too many churros
    Eat it and see!



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    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrodyDanger View Post
    Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior?
    I'll tell you when I come off my cinnamony crunchy - artery clogging sugar high.
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    i'd love it if Disney created a Space Mountain churro overlay so that I could take my Starspeeder and head tstraight for a crunchy cinnamony meteor, and then the churro-side of the moon! I would even take time to feed Pluto.

    For those that don't care for space Mountain, they could always relax and enjoy Great Moments With Mr. Churro. It's always fun to learn about the war between the North and the Southern Confectionacy.
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    Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peachy Poofs View Post
    I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!
    What scrumptious original ideas! Churro Day would likely be the happiest and quietest day in Disneyland history ever. i'll be purchasing churros withmy vouchers inbetween every Fastpass ride!
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