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    You are a Cast Member and the day is April 1st. What will you do as a prank?

    This just crossed my head a few minutes ago and I couldn't resist asking.

    You are a cast member working in the Disneyland Resort. You are at any job you'd like to be; Jungle Cruise Skipper, Disneyland Railroad Conductor, custodian, repairman, etc. You can be in either park in any section, whether it be on stage or in the break room. It is April 1st, the day of jokes and laughter. What do you plan on doing as a prank?

    I am not sure how strict Disney is on that type of stuff, but still list and say what you'd want to do as a prank, either towards other cast members or park guests. I can suspect a lot of people going for mixing it up on the Jungle Cruise. It can range from a simple spiel changed or full on cast member coordination to get the practical joke across. I just want to know what you'd try to pull off, no matter how ridiculous.

    (This thread is not meant to be taken seriously. Any acts said below should not be done at risk of your job if they were to break any rules enacted by the Disneyland team.)

    Personally, if I worked on Star Tours, my spiel would be a little bit different from the rest.

    "Hello and welcome aboard the Eagle 5, non-stop flight service from the Planet Spaceball to the Planet Druidia with a planned stop at a diner for refueling and a pit stop. If you feel hungry during our stop, I recommend you try their specialty soup. It's gut bustingly delicious and is so great you may feel the need to break into song singing how wonderful it is. For your safety and the safety of any mawgs on board, we ask that there is no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash and video photography during the flight. We also ask that you remain seated with your seat strap securely fastened when we jump to ludicrous speeds. Once your tour is over, please exit to your right. Don't forget any loose articles you stored in our pouches, for we always comb our isle ways for missing possessions. As you exit, please be sure to visit our gift shop. We have everything you could ever ask for; Star Tours the T-Shirt, Star Tours the Coloring Book, Star Tours the Lunchbox, Star Tours the Breakfast Cereal, and our most popular one of all, Star Tour the Flamethrower. Your kids will love that one. It looks like we are clear for depature. Have a great flight, and may the schwartz be with youououobloblibilopioropohwataworldwhataworld..." (Vehicle doors close)

    Now that would be a fun prank to do on the 1st of April. Whether or not it'd be allowed, I'd still do it just for the heck of it

    Please do post what types of pranks you'd want to pull off if you were a Cast Member working at the Disneyland Resort. It's be interesting and hilarious to see some of the things people think up.

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    Re: You are a Cast Member and the day is April 1st. What will you do as a prank?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Personally, if I worked on Star Tours, my spiel would be a little bit different from the rest.

    "Hello and welcome aboard the Eagle 5, non-stop flight service from the Planet Spaceball to the Planet Druidia with a planned stop at a diner for refueling and a pit stop. If you feel hungry during our stop, I recommend you try their specialty soup. It's gut bustingly delicious and is so great you may feel the need to break into song singing how wonderful it is. For your safety and the safety of any mawgs on board, we ask that there is no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash and video photography during the flight. We also ask that you remain seated with your seat strap securely fastened when we jump to ludicrous speeds. Once your tour is over, please exit to your right. Don't forget any loose articles you stored in our pouches, for we always comb our isle ways for missing possessions. As you exit, please be sure to visit our gift shop. We have everything you could ever ask for; Star Tours the T-Shirt, Star Tours the Coloring Book, Star Tours the Lunchbox, Star Tours the Breakfast Cereal, and our most popular one of all, Star Tour the Flamethrower. Your kids will love that one. It looks like we are clear for depature. Have a great flight, and may the schwartz be with youououobloblibilopioropohwataworldwhataworld..." (Vehicle doors close)

    Now that would be a fun prank to do on the 1st of April. Whether or not it'd be allowed, I'd still do it just for the heck of it

    Please do post what types of pranks you'd want to pull off if you were a Cast Member working at the Disneyland Resort. It's be interesting and hilarious to see some of the things people think up.
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    I think I would just answer peoples questions literally. I mean when people get things wrong. Like when people gaffe "Where's magic mountain" I would literally give them Directions to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
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    Re: You are a Cast Member and the day is April 1st. What will you do as a prank?

    Quote Originally Posted by Quentin View Post
    I think I would just answer peoples questions literally. I mean when people get things wrong. Like when people gaffe "Where's magic mountain" I would literally give them Directions to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
    Seeing as I did that before on just a regular day... Yeah, the blank looks you get when you give the literal answers to their questions. "Wheres the Magic Mountain?" and "Where's the FastTrack?" are the two ones I remember getting the most.

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