After hearing about this talking trashcan I was really excited! Then, on my way back from class, I was passing by one of the dumpsters and realized we have a talking dumpster on campus! Turns out this one speaks in some sort of jibberish and knows myriads of explicit figures of speech. To my demise, I later found out that it was only the town fool One-Armed Pete rooting around for some socks. It is true, despite great efforts, no other place can compare with Disneyland's magic!