...And address you by name, all for only a $3.99 upcharge. Think how special we'll feel wearing our NextGen RFID bracelets, while the have-nots around us eat their OldGen churros in silence, Unknown and Unrecognized.
Originally Posted by Flickering Bulb
That's only the beginning.
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. The curtain opens. President Lincoln rises majestically from his chair... and he speaks:
"The world has never had a good definition of the word 'liberty.' The American people, just now, are much in want of one. Don't you agree, Sidney Melon, who I see is visiting today with his wife Elaine and their charming children Ruth and Sid Jr., from beautiful Sherman Oaks? We all declare for liberty. But in using the same word, we do not all mean the same thing. What constitutes the bulwark of our liberty and independence? Yes, I'm asking you, Bob and Doris Leopold of San Diego, proud Premium Passholders for the last fifteen years! Ladies and gentlemen how about that! As I was saying, it is not our frowning battlements, our bristling sea coasts. These are not our reliance against tyranny. And speaking of reliance, how about a big Disney shoutout to Fred and Ginny Sawyer of Irvine back there in the fifth row, who just announced their engagement! Congratulations from your 16th President. No, folks, our reliance is in the love of liberty, which God has planted in our bosoms...."