Who Pirates Are:
  1. Beggars
  2. Blighters
  3. Cads, Ne’er-Do-Well
  4. Devils
  5. Eggs, Really Bad
  6. Knaves
  7. Rascals
  8. Scoundrels
  9. Sheep, Black
  10. Villains


What Pirates Do:
  1. Burn
  2. Char
  3. Embezzle
  4. Extort
  5. Filch
  6. Highjack
  7. Ignite
  8. Inflame
  9. Kidnap
  10. Kindle
  11. Loot
  12. Maraud
  13. Pilfer
  14. Pillage
  15. Plunder
  16. Ravage
  17. Rifle
  18. Sack


What Pirates Do Not:
  1. Give a hoot


(Originally posted on my Tumblr.)