So for 2013 we're stuck with a name worthy of pink, birthday-caked castles:
LIMITED TIME MAGIC.
Now what slogan might they use for 2014's promotion?
"We put the vile in privilege!"
"It's a RISCy world after all." (Rasulo, Iger, Staggs, Crofton)
"Where RISCy means playing it safe."
"We put the FU in fun!" (Stolen from Ed Alonzo)
"Welcome! Spend! Get out!"
"On one randomly selected day in 2014 we'll reveal what the he-l Goofy is!"
"We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"
"See the abandoned Peoplemover track before it goes away. . .FOREVER! Just kidding, it's never going away!"
"Eisnerland! Presslerland! Kalogridisland! Disneyland! Which one of these doesn't belong?"
"Check out our new Rappin' & Rockin' Small World!"
"Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"
"Magic for a price!"
or "Who says you can't buy magic?"
or "Magic: it's just as close as your wallet!"
"Walt's dead. Get over it."
"Spend $100 or we'll kill the mouse. And his little dog too!"
"Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."
"In 2014 Disneyland's kickin' it old school!" (Forgive me if they actually use this.)
"Wonder of magic 2014 fantasy!"
"Disneyland, d#mn it!"
"Magical wonder fantasy awaits!"
"Magical wonder fantasy dreams await!"
"Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"
"Where magicash & dream dollars buy the things money just can't buy!"
"Hey group that boycotted us, trying to stop us from offering benefits to gay employees in our company, welcome! Seriously, welcome! "
"Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"
"The magical convenience of identical stores!"
"It's a Mall World" (stolen from Mr. Wiggins below)
"For the upper-class kid in everyone!"
"Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."
"You can't get enough! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!"
"Can you put a price tag on happiness? We say yes!" (stolen from SCTV)
"The Muppets, Pixar & Marvel? See whom we'll buy next!"
"Pure imagination! Yup, we just bought that too!"
"Money CAN buy you love."
"Delicious food? We've got the carts to prove it!"
"Will your grandkids love you for you or just for taking them? Who cares?!"
"See the Dapper Dan Boy Band & the Hip Hop Mariachi Divas!"
"Dunking booth with Eisner, Pressler and other favorite suits, past & present!" [Actually, I'd go for that.]
"Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"
"A Mary & Linda Blair Halloween"
"If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo, with Reality Stars!"
"LIMITED TIME MAGIC: EXTENDED INDEFINITELY BY POPULAR DEMAND!"
Or--better put by Bronco21: "EVEN MORE LIMITED MAGIC!"
For more fun (in the 80s!) Google or Youtube "Funny Language Course"
or Google "Chuck Norris at Disneyland" (written before he publicly opposed gay rights)
or check out my brief, inaccurate history of the Disney company on post #14 of this thread:
Matt Ouimet vs. G. Kalogrides & T. Staggs! It's on, baby!