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    PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    So for 2013 we're stuck with a name worthy of pink, birthday-caked castles:
    LIMITED TIME MAGIC.

    Now what slogan might they use for 2014's promotion?


    "We put the vile in privilege!"

    "It's a RISCy world after all."
    (Rasulo, Iger, Staggs, Crofton)

    "Where RISCy means playing it safe."

    "We put the FU in fun!"
    (Stolen from Ed Alonzo)

    "Welcome! Spend! Get out!"

    "On one randomly selected day in 2014 we'll reveal what the he-l Goofy is!"

    "We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"

    "See the abandoned Peoplemover track before it goes away. . .FOREVER! Just kidding, it's never going away!"

    "Eisnerland! Presslerland! Kalogridisland! Disneyland! Which one of these doesn't belong?"

    "Check out our new Rappin' & Rockin' Small World!"

    "Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"

    "Magic for a price!"

    or "Who says you can't buy magic?"

    or "Magic: it's just as close as your wallet!"

    "Walt's dead. Get over it."

    "Spend $100 or we'll kill the mouse. And his little dog too!"

    "Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."

    "In 2014 Disneyland's kickin' it old school!"
    (Forgive me if they actually use this.)

    "Wonder of magic 2014 fantasy!"

    "Disneyland, d#mn it!"

    "Magical wonder fantasy awaits!"

    "Magical wonder fantasy dreams await!"

    "Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"

    "Where magicash & dream dollars buy the things money just can't buy!"

    "Hey group that boycotted us, trying to stop us from offering benefits to gay employees in our company, welcome! Seriously, welcome! "

    "Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"

    "The magical convenience of identical stores!"

    "It's a Mall World"
    (stolen from Mr. Wiggins below)

    "For the upper-class kid in everyone!"

    "Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."

    "Disneyland. Word."

    "Disneyland
    ^This."

    "You can't get enough! Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa!"

    "Can you put a price tag on happiness? We say yes!"
    (stolen from SCTV)

    "The Muppets, Pixar & Marvel? See whom we'll buy next!"

    "Pure imagination! Yup, we just bought that too!"

    "Money CAN buy you love."

    "Delicious food? We've got the carts to prove it!"

    "Will your grandkids love you for you or just for taking them? Who cares?!"

    "See the Dapper Dan Boy Band & the Hip Hop Mariachi Divas!"

    "Dunking booth with Eisner, Pressler and other favorite suits, past & present!"
    [Actually, I'd go for that.]

    "Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"

    "A Mary & Linda Blair Halloween"

    "If you don't visit, we'll change the Haunted Mansion into Superstar Limo, with Reality Stars!"

    "LIMITED TIME MAGIC: EXTENDED INDEFINITELY BY POPULAR DEMAND!"

    Or--better put by Bronco21: "EVEN MORE LIMITED MAGIC!"

    --Tom Sinsky









    For more fun (in the 80s!) Google or Youtube "Funny Language Course"
    or Google "Chuck Norris at Disneyland"
    (written before he publicly opposed gay rights)
    or check out my brief, inaccurate history of the Disney company on post #14 of this thread:
    Matt Ouimet vs. G. Kalogrides & T. Staggs! It's on, baby!


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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    "With the acquisition of Marvel and now of Lucasfilm,
    Disney may have finally found the grail. You don't need
    imagination or art. All you need is a brand."

    - Neil Gabler


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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Like Michael Eisner on Family Guy:

    See you at Disneyland! Bring money.

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post
    "Welcome! Spend! Get out!"

    "We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"

    "Walt's dead. Get over it."

    "Magical wonderful fantastical dream memories await!"

    "Where else you gonna go? The beach, mountains, museums, Knotts, Washington, D.C.? Yeah, right!"
    I like these.
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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    These made me laugh!

    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post

    "Welcome! Spend! Get out!"

    "We're Disneyland. Whatya gonna do 'bout it? Nothin'? We thought so!"


    These made me sad, because it's true.
    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post

    Walt's rappin' and rockin' and rollin' in his grave!"

    "Walt's dead. Get over it."

    This, I am slightly guilty of...only slightly!
    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post
    "Not enough time for your kids? We'll make up for it."

    These are so spot on right...it's scary.
    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post

    "For the upper-class kid in everyone!"

    "Let us make you happy, unless you're poor."
    This I wouldn't be surprised to see in the future. Hey, just another reason to sell holiday related merchandise!
    Quote Originally Posted by jcruise86 View Post
    "Where St. Patrick's Day, Boxing Day, and Cinco de Mayo are all worthy of separate admission parties!"


    Thank you for my mid-morning laughs....I was having a blegh day so far.

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Hilarious!
    I wish I had a cool signature to insert here, but I don't.

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    2014 slogans:

    "PREMIUM Magic" You'll have to pay a premium to enjoy it.


    "Disneyland, good to your last cent!"


    "Limited Dreams Come True"

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    For me it will be "The Year of Marking Time Until Disneyland Turns 60."
    Disneyland AP & go as often as I can! DL Paris March 2002 WDW Dec. 2007 & Jan. 2013 Tokyo DL & Sea April 2009
    To Do: DCL Alaska 2014; Hong Kong Disneyland, you're next; Shanghai Disney, see you in 2016!
    GROUNDHOG DAY: WDW and DLR in the same day: 2/2/13
    My Stay in the Disneyland Dream Suite


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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Short Term Memories
    2014
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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    The year of the departing APers.

    Oops, actually that should be 2013's slogan.

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    "It's a Mall World"
    "With the acquisition of Marvel and now of Lucasfilm,
    Disney may have finally found the grail. You don't need
    imagination or art. All you need is a brand."

    - Neil Gabler


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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    jcruise, you win the internet! Hilarious!

    I'm putting my vote in for "Disneyland, d#mn it!". Because DL doesn't need to market itself by using silly promo titles. It's DISNEYLAND, d@mn it!

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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Damn you Jcruise. I took a sip of my drink, read "We put the vile in privilege!", and now I have to change my shirt.

    Although ALIASd and Mr Wiggins are both in the running for that #1 spot as well. Holy hell.... That's talent.

    "Disneyland d#mn it!" almost needs Eddie Murphy in a Gumby costume to fully sell that slogan.
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    Re: PREDICTIONS for title of the 2014 promotion

    Disneyland: Where theme matters as long as it's in the budget and turns a profit.
    "You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."

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