I am happy to report that I am now first in line to purchase the first Earl of Sandwich that will be served at Downtown Disney's Earl of Sandwich shop this, Friday, Nov. 2! Because it's Halloween tomorrow I'm dressed as an "Earl of Sand-witch," so if you're visiting Disneyland this week please, please, please stop by and say hello to the cross-dressing monster who is first (or possibly still alone) in line. It's so very lonely, and it's surprisingly cold at night. Great news: the witch's dress makes it easy to inconspicuously replace wet Depends, though this might not look as normal after Halloween.
This had better be a REALLY good sandwich.