Call him 'Gater. Ya know, like Ali-gater, except without the Ali
Or Charles. I dunno, but I always seem to call objects/animals/anything else that I don't know the name of Charles. its instinctive of me.
I also agree with the title of Lafitte due to the name Lafitte's Landing.
Monte Cristo? Nah...he's nowhere near Café Orleans
Also some say he could be Louis like from The Princess and the Frog...and possibly become an animatronic...
If I were a movin' machine
I'd head straight for the pirate's scene
And I'd move this body so hard and strong
Like no MiceChatter's seen
You've seen the drunken pirates,
The ol' wench auctioneer?
All those guys gonna step aside
When they see this old ex-gator sway
When I'm a-movin'
As I hope to be
I'm gonna move this body
'Til the guests go home
And everyone's gonna take photos of me