ORDDU: With Valentine's Day just around the corner, ducklings, a witch gets to feeling even more romantic than usual. Therefore I've decided to promote an idea that's been long held within the burning heart of a woman with more imagination for love than you can shake a stick at; an idea I'm hoping you'll all gather around and support as vigorously as you possibly can can. I think there should be a series of kissing booths set up around Disneyland--where we can all spend some personal smooching time with our favorite Disney hunks. I'd start off with Prince Phillip--in a medieval tournament tent erected in Fantasyland. Then I'd continue over to Prince Eric's booth--with some sort of seaside affair. From there I could move along to see what it's like to taste Hercules. (We wouldn't want to forget about Phoebus, either, now would we?) In Adventureland we'd have to make room in our busy schedules for Aladdin, too. But the grand finale would take place in the jungle--where I'd be the first in a long line up the steps to Tarzan's Tree House--on a day when Jane was off on a l-o-n-g safari somewhere. Now tell me, haven't YOU ever wanted to kiss your favorite Disney hunks, too?!?!?!