"You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another..."
- Huckleberry Finn, narrating in Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain (a very creative individual, here essentially calling himself a "liar.")
"I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore it again. They've hid treasures here somewhere. How'd you feel to light on a rotten chest full of gold and silver - hey?"
- noted liar Tom Sawyer, from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain, as quoted by Disney as part of the lie that the Pirates of the Caribbean revamp of the island had anything to do with Tom Sawyer.