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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by MactheMan View Post
    Too close to reality.
    This.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by animagusurreal View Post
    Here are a few revisions Disney can make to put a little more Captain Jack Sparrow into PotC.


    Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!


    Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?

    Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!

    Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!

    Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Singing Pirates:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
    We search and we trail and scour and hunt
    The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
    We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
    About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Soloist:
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!

    All:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!


    Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole me favorite boots, AND (hiccup) me favorite socks!


    Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Captain Jack Sparrow:
    (sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
    (speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

    Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!


    But that's not all!

    The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by calsig31 View Post
    Why stop with just Pirates? They should have him facing Darth Vader in the Jedi show. Comandeering a Starspeeder on Star Tours. Sitting on the stoned caterpillar's mushroom on Alice with a bottle of rum. Captain Hook is also outdated, so they should replace him with Captain Jack.

    How about Great Moments with Captain Jack Sparrow? Sleeping Sparrow's Castle? Jack Sparrow and Friends Parking Structure? Jack Sparrow's CA Adventure?

    Disney is really limiting him and not using him to his fullest potential.
    It wouldn't be a fair fight though. I prefer a challenge.


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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    I'm not against your idea, but I can't picture which one is this Captain Jack Sparrow? Does anyone have a picture?
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by MactheMan View Post
    Too close to reality.
    Have Capn Jack's voice sing the Pirate's Life for me song solo throughout the ride..
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Too funny. The more I ride it, the more the whole "Jack Sparrow" thing starts to grate my nerves. Last time I rode it, I actually counted the times I heard "Captain Jack Sparrow" in one normally operating ride through. It was nine. NINE.

    Why don't they just call the ride Jack Sparrow of the Caribbean and be done with it.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Oh! I know! And then you can exit the ride through a gift store filled with Jack Sparrow merchandise!

    Wait a second...

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?


    Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!


    Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!
    this made my day hahaha

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    If only Jack owned the Haunted Mansion.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by aashee View Post
    If only Jack owned the Haunted Mansion.
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Switch the roles of the pirates chasing women and have the women chase the pirates, and then make all the pirates being chased Jack Sparrow AA's.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by gatheringrosebuds View Post
    Switch the roles of the pirates chasing women and have the women chase the pirates, and then make all the pirates being chased Jack Sparrow AA's.
    No, have Jack Sparrows chase Jack Sparrows.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Give every AA on the ride dreadlocks.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    It's A Jack Sparrow World After All.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Spence View Post
    Give every AA on the ride dreadlocks.
    Better yet, replace every AA on the ride with a Jack Sparrow AA! Perfect!

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