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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    I'd like to see a Michael Bolton AA somewhere on the ride as well.
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Chesire View Post
    I'd like to see a Michael Bolton AA somewhere on the ride as well.
    Change the name of the ride to "This is the Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow" haha Love that Skit. Then again I don't thin Michael Bolton should as he would then explain how "Life is a box of chocolates" as Forest Gump, becoming a Legal Aid as Erin Popovich, then he will be "RELOADING" as Tony Montana(Scarface). LOL
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    While they're at it how about "plussing" that moldy old attraction with the mothballed Superstar Limo AA's? Wouldn't cost much at all. Replace the Redhead with Cher. Jackie Chan would look good as Captain of the ship. The fat Drew Carey will fit right in with the piglets. Now where to stick Whoopi?
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by gomezaddams View Post
    While they're at it how about "plussing" that moldy old attraction with the mothballed Superstar Limo AA's? Wouldn't cost much at all. Replace the Redhead with Cher. Jackie Chan would look good as Captain of the ship. The fat Drew Carey will fit right in with the piglets. Now where to stick Whoopi?
    Then they should have the current and fomer Disney executives (Bob Iger, Meg Croften, Michael Eisner) in the treasure room counting all of the loot.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    We need to add some mermaids to our ride. Ariel and her friends should move over from DCA!

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    It's funny 'cause it's true.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by animagusurreal View Post
    Here are a few revisions Disney can make to put a little more Captain Jack Sparrow into PotC.


    Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!


    Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?

    Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!

    Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!

    Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Singing Pirates:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
    We search and we trail and scour and hunt
    The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
    We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
    About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Soloist:
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!

    All:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!


    Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole me favorite boots, AND (hiccup) me favorite socks!


    Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Captain Jack Sparrow:
    (sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
    (speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

    Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!


    But that's not all!

    The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
    That is a bit too close to reality for comfort.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by BugSam101 View Post
    Change the name of the ride to "This is the Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow" haha Love that Skit. Then again I don't thin Michael Bolton should as he would then explain how "Life is a box of chocolates" as Forest Gump, becoming a Legal Aid as Erin Popovich, then he will be "RELOADING" as Tony Montana(Scarface). LOL
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by explodingboy View Post
    Davy Jones - Giant Squid!
    Oh yea and Captain Jack Sparrow Keira Knightley
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Redesign the entrance to the first waterfall to look like a giant Jack Sparrow open mouth, Monstro-style.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    How about making the Cat growl "Jaiiiarraaaaaarraaack!"?

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by QuiGonJ View Post
    How about making the Cat growl "Jaiiiarraaaaaarraaack!"?

    you mean those three (or is it two) cats with the guy who goes "kitty kitty kitty..."

    I'm a cat lover...I would rescue all of them if I could but for some ODD reason..I can't STAND those cats.

    So to do that would make me vomit.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    THANK YOU everyone for all the wonderful replies! All the additional "plussing" concepts are hilarious.

    Quote Originally Posted by retrocool
    Redesign the entrance to the first waterfall to look like a giant Jack Sparrow open mouth, Monstro-style.
    Yes, and you could fill the flume with rum!


    Quote Originally Posted by frollofan View Post
    Then they should have the current and fomer Disney executives (Bob Iger, Meg Croften, Michael Eisner) in the treasure room counting all of the loot.
    Actually, I did something sort of like that a few years ago

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Oh my gosh, this is the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum and I am CACKLING. I lost it at the woman/mayor part.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

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    Thanks! Yay!
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