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    How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Here are a few revisions Disney can make to put a little more Captain Jack Sparrow into PotC.


    Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!


    Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?

    Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!

    Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!

    Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Singing Pirates:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
    We search and we trail and scour and hunt
    The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
    We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
    About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Soloist:
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!

    All:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!


    Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole me favorite boots, AND (hiccup) me favorite socks!


    Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Captain Jack Sparrow:
    (sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
    (speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

    Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!


    But that's not all!

    The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by animagusurreal View Post
    Here are a few revisions Disney can make to put a little more Captain Jack Sparrow into PotC.


    Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


    Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!


    Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?

    Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!

    Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!

    Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!

    Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Singing Pirates:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
    We search and we trail and scour and hunt
    The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
    We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
    About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Soloist:
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!

    All:
    Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!


    Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole my favorite boots, AND (hiccup) my favorite socks!


    Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!


    Captain Jack Sparrow:
    (sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
    (speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

    Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!


    But that's not all!

    The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Awesome!
    For the love of Disney....

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Bravo!

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Also rename the ride from Pirates of the Caribbean to Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Adventure. In my mind that's what it's called anyhow in it's current version.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    What's the over/under on someone coming in here and not reading any other posts besides the OP's and getting angry?

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Quote Originally Posted by explodingboy View Post
    What's the over/under on someone coming in here and not reading any other posts besides the OP's and getting angry?
    I was just thinking this. Sarcasm tends to get lost in translation here.

    But I found it funny!

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    the part about the restaurant ordering is what really got me! so funny!

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Why stop with just Pirates? They should have him facing Darth Vader in the Jedi show. Comandeering a Starspeeder on Star Tours. Sitting on the stoned caterpillar's mushroom on Alice with a bottle of rum. Captain Hook is also outdated, so they should replace him with Captain Jack.

    How about Great Moments with Captain Jack Sparrow? Sleeping Sparrow's Castle? Jack Sparrow and Friends Parking Structure? Jack Sparrow's CA Adventure?

    Disney is really limiting him and not using him to his fullest potential.
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    i like it
    but lets not change the song
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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Alright I'll be a stinker. At first glance I thought this was SERIOUS, then I saw the OP and ideas!!! How 'bout they call it "POTC: The Search For Jack Sparrow"!!


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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    He should be the barista at Starbucks on Main Street.

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    Re: How to put more Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates :)

    Too close to reality.

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