Disney "Celebrity(s)" You Would Most Enjoy As Special Guest Skipper(s)

[calsig31]

Does it have to be a "Disney" celebrity? I think the greatest trip though the jungle would be hosted by Andrew Dice Clay. (Probably best to cover children's ears on this one. )

[Ride Warrior]

Steve Martin.

Steve would make it A WILD WILD AND CRAZY CRUIZE thru the perilous jungle. I can just envision an arrow sticking thru his safarri hat!

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'nuff said!

Go Mupputs!!! Kermit could sing a new environmental song about the river being green.

My vote is for Walt Disney

Walt would be the best guest of all, if he were still alive. Perhaps a Walt animatronic that speaks with his voice would be a fun fitting and fun tribute.

I'm astounded that Robin Williams isn't on the list. Ten minutes of his riffing on the JC would be a once in a lifetime experience. You would have to throw out the script, though. A second close choice would be Tim Conway sans script.

Didn't forget Robin. He's one of the most quick witted, zany and classy comedians of all time. Tim Conway (as a swarf) and Carol Burnett would be awesome co-captains. Guests would be laughing and singing the whole time thru.

He is on the list, just inexplicably paired with Dwayne Johnson.

Robin williams and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would fit together like tapioca pudding and jallepeno peppers. It just wouldn't be a pretty sight. that's why I love the idea. Robin would have to toot the boats horn to block out The Rock's explatives.

Missed that. Sorry. I guess my eyes just glazed over when I saw Dwayne Johnson. By the way, "inexplicably paired" is an excellent choice of phrasing. Talk about an Odd Couple.

Inexplicably odd!!!

Robin williams hands down would be amazing.

He could put a Genie suit one point and sing, You've Never Had A Friend Like Me.

Hey Hey Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson can be funny at times....But Steve Martin & Robin Williams should be paired. Also The Rock wouldn't abide by the rules of "Watch your Language" but it would be best not to tell as he would "layeth the smackdown" on you all the way to the Smackdown Hotel...Ahh my childhood was wasted :P

Great idea...love that coupling! In fact, Martin and Williams should have a comedy - vairty show of their own on TV.

Hands down best skipper would be Tom Hanks!

Tom Hanks would be one cool skipper....especially if he reprised his Forrest Gump linguo at times. Swim Forrest Swim! Call for Sheriff Woody...he'll save you!

Steve Martin's 80's shtick + him commanding a Jungle Boat = Priceless!!

I would totally buy a blown out overpriced dinner package to see this.

Hope you'll invite me along.

Voted for everyone except Lohan and Pressler! Glad to see no one else has voted for them either- that's not funny, not even as a joke (yes, I know that one is supposed to be a joke)!

Lohan would try to turn it into a party cruise, while Pressler would be dreaming up ways to cut corners and so that he could rename it something on the order of "The Brisk Jungle Stroll".

Pressler-"Ohhhhhh......... this is a broken hippo animatronic"
guest "why is it not fixed?"
PP"we not spending money so I can be richer!!!!!"

Oh the horror!

I voted Steve Martin and group, Amy Adams, and other.

The first since I think they could still do the Jungle Cruse, and keep it the same ride, while also doing their own take on it and being hilarious.

Amy Adams - what can I say, nice eye candy.

for other, I guess the obvious choice if I had a time machine would be Wally BOag.
But I also think Bob Newhart would be hilarious with his own special timing.

Also,Jim Carey could pull this off.

Let's put Steve Martin, Amy Adams, Jim Carey, Amy Adams, and Bob Newhart together as co-skippers. Oh, did I mention Amy Adams!

This guy. It would be zany!

Does it have to be a "Disney" celebrity? I think the greatest trip though the jungle would be hosted by Andrew Dice Clay. (Probably best to cover children's ears on this one. )

SKIPPER-R-R-R!!! Take us on a three hour tour...a three hour tour...

[Ride Warrior]

Tim Allen would make for a terrific skipper. He could even give away Toy Story toys during the Christmas season.

[Son Gohan]

Didn't some celebrities actually used to be Jungle Cruise skippers?

[LordVader]

Christopher Walken. I've got a fever...and the only perscription I need..is more crusin'

[JerrodDRagon]

Chad Vader....OMG...that would be funny

[Son Gohan]

I just thought of someone. . . Axl Rose. . . Maybe write new lyrics to "Welcome to the Jungle". . .

[TL59]

Well, since John Lasseter is on the list, I'd have to say Tony Baxter. I'd love to hear his thoughts on Disneyland.

[bisforbrittney]

neil patrick harris.

kind of a stretch, since he only had a cameo in the muppets, but i'm counting it.

[oddball]

I'm going to go off the boards here with some suggestions. I would start off with either former MLB pitchers Mitch Williams or Dan Plesac, they are just absolutely hilarious to listen to on MLB network, and former 1B Sean Casey isn't far behind. If you want to go football, then I'd say Bob Golic who played for the Cleveland Browns. But if you really want to have some fun, how about Frank Caliendo or Jeff Dunham and his cast of characters?

[257 Mouse]

I've always wanted Billy Hill (Elvis Billy) to take the job for a day.

[Chesire]

How about Alice + Peter/Mad Hatter? They always have such great chemistry, and judging by the videos of them on Storybook Land Canals, would be awesome skippers.

[HiddenMickeyBook]

I immediately thought of Steve Martin even before I looked at the choices. Robin Williams would be awesome (why is he paired with The Rock????????????) Kevin Costner was once a skipper. I wouldn't mind hearing his spiel!

[The First Star]

Monty Python

[Retrocool]

Lohan would crash the boat.


I'd like to see Conan O'Brien as a Jungle Cruise skipper. That'd be fun.

Also, the amazing Reggie Watts.