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Many Bothans died to bring you these fastpasses.
Or..
The Starcade sponsored by Atari.
Doctor: We're too exposed everywhere. And Amy can't move. And besides, that's not the plan.
River: There's a plan?
Doctor: I don't know. I haven't finished talking yet.
Star Tours sponsored by Star Trek
Eh? Eh?
"If theme parks, with their pasteboard main streets, reek of a bland, safe, homogenized, whitebread America, the Renaissance Faire is at the other end of the social spectrum, a whiff of the occult, a flash of danger and a hint of the erotic. Here, they let you throw axes. Here are more beer and bosoms than you'll find in all of Disney World." - Chicago journalist Neil Steinberg
Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln, sponsored by the Democratic National Party
Splash Mountain sponsored by Brawny paper towels
Mark Twain sponsored by Carnival Cruise Lines
Captain EO sponsored by United Artist
Innoventions sponsored by Symantec
Space Mountain re-sponsored by FedEx
Mr. Toads Wild Ride sponsored by Ford
Peter Pans Flight sponsored by Delta Air Lines
Nice!
Its a Small World sponsored by Nike
"You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."
How About:
* Starcade sponsored by SEGA
* The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror sponsored by Sprite
* Flo's V8 Diner sponsored by Denny's
* Clarabelle's Ice Cream Stand sponsored by Blue Bunny.
Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye - sponsored by Visine - it "gets the red out."
Jedi Training Academy sponsored by Western Career College.
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh sponsored by HoneyBaked ham. Has anyone seen Piglet lately?
Matterhorn Bobsleds sponsored by JointFlex Pain Relieving Cream
Peter Pan's Flight sponsored by British Airways. They could change their slogan from the 'worlds favourite airline' to “We Can Fly!”
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride sponsored by MADD
Snow White's Scary Adventure sponsored by the Micro Wrestling Federation.
King Arthur's Carousel sponsored by Crazy Glue.
Pinocchio's Daring Journey sponsored by Liars Anonymous.
The Matterhorn sponsored by Icy Hot Extra Strength Back Patches.
Doctor: We're too exposed everywhere. And Amy can't move. And besides, that's not the plan.
River: There's a plan?
Doctor: I don't know. I haven't finished talking yet.
World of Color sponsored by Skittles; Haunted Mansion sponsored by Ghost Busters; Buzz sponsored by Hasbro toys
Disneyland First Aid Center sponsored by The California Bar Association
"You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."
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